Yusef Napora

@yusef@hachyderm.io · Joined ⁨Dec⁩ ⁨2022⁩

Poetic justice warrior.

Hacking on little music apps that make me happy and figuring out what I want to be when I grow up.

Currently writing C# for money for people who don’t know what they want but definitely want it soon. Formerly employed by Protocol Labs, Spotify, and Mediachain Labs.

Dad & husband. Trans rights or GTFO.

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Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. Perhaps a year ago, when the pathetic shambling of the animated dead so often made a hollow mockery of our arts. But now! Incantations that once took weeks of toil can be wrested from their tormented souls in mere minutes!

Without the awesome power of the newly dead coursing through our veins, how are we to solve the great problems of our age, like the mysterious disappearance of so many of our elderly and sick friends, or the festering piles of rotten flesh that now clog our streets and homes?

If you still have qualms about using the large soul providers, you can always obtain your own local, free range specimens, although of course they won’t obey quite as faithfully as ones from the leading charnel houses.

Honestly, do you want to be left behind?