posted in Asklemmy
What are some good uses for Vaseline?
Replying to @ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
I know a girl who thinks it goes. she’ll make you breakfast. she’ll make you toast. but she don’t use butter, and she don’t use cheese. she don’t use jelly or any of these
she uses vaseline
Replying to @thenextguy@sh.itjust.works
wtf…
are you certain she wasn’t trying to kill an abuser?
Replying to @TransNeko@lemmy.world
It’s a song.
Replying to @BreadOven@lemmy.world
from where? the section on how to murder a cheating bastard the stupid way?
Replying to @TransNeko@lemmy.world
It’s I believe “she don’t use jelly” by the flaming lips. But also Vaseline isn’t that toxic to eat (I would not recommend eating it) especially if you were only using it to butter toast.
It’s just a fun, silly song.