I_Has_A_Hat

And fucking golf?

In Practice: “Actually, the rules state the property goes to auction if you don’t buy it. Also, money doesn’t go in the middle for Free Parking. And if there aren’t enough houses then no one can build more.”

In Reality: “Well we’ve never played like that before, so we’re not going to change it. Stop being mean to your brother and just use something else for the extra houses.”

Kinks are hereditary.

Oh no! A 3 month low! 3 months, practically a lifetime. Yes sir, I’m sure that millions of people only started investing during these 3 months and are really hurting right now instead of facing a short-term loss in the face of over a decade of profits.