Murse

AI slop kettle calls AI slop pot black.

Idr if this was a feature that made it into a real OS or just a concept that never came to be, but…

I recall reading about a duress pin that instead of deleting stuff, just booted up normally… but to basically a separate user profile. From the non-duress profile you could choose features that would be shared between the two, like texts or call history of specific people, browser history, photo albums, etc.

So “sure officer, it’s 5224” would open up a phone profile that looks convincingly used, with nice long trails of cat memes and chatter with your gaming buddies about your favorite franchise enshittifying, and so on.

Punch in your real pin to unlock it though, and it’s got full access to everything, including data you want to keep private.

…and, uh, if any of you are designing a mobile OS right now, here’s your feature suggestion!

isn’t shouldn’t be*

Their mood is a major determining factor in their target’s ability to stay out of prison.

Due process is dead.

I’ve come to believe that was actually a typo. The correct title is “land of the fee”.