tangerine Mussolini

that’s a good one

I prefer Mango Mussolini. Better alliteration.

Il Dunce

That’s better than The Don!

Alliteration is always awesome.

Haematoma Hitler?

iodine hitler. his foundation looks like iodine.

The more crises that happen simultaneously, the more likely it is that they all hit harder.

If AI was the only problem, then AI could just have a slight dip and recover. But since the global economy is getting hit from all sides at the same time… that’s when each individual part doesn’t have anything to fall back on. So each part is going to dip lower than it would have otherwise.

Absolutely. This one is gonna be a motherfucker that will make 2008 seem like child’s play

One day (soon) they will call The Great Depression “Great Depression I.”

The Lesser Depression

The Lesser War started when Franz Ferdinand was assassinated.

I dunno, doesn’t have the same ring to it.

“Folks, we’re gonna have a great depression. No really, it’s gonna be great. Some people say it will be the greatest. It’s gonna be tremendous. Like no one has ever seen before. Sleepy Joe Biden couldn’t do it! Horrible administration… and they stole the election. They said it couldn’t be done, but we have some great folks who put their great minds together to make it happen. Only this administration’s tremendous willpower could have done this. No one else in history… they said the 1930’s had a Great Depression… it was weak, pathetic, orchestrated by the deep state democrats. We’re gonna show them how it’s done, folks. No Great Depression has been or will ever be greater than this one. I’m telling you folks, this one will go down in history!”

“Well that settles it! He has my vote!”

- a lot of American voters, apparently

he needs the news to be constantly filled with “not epstein related files”, escalates everytime something new comes to light.

I don’t buy the Epstein files distraction, because it’s pretty clear the US public don’t give a shit. What would the Epstein files even prove?

You could release an authentic video of Trump fucking an 8 year old and then throwing the lifeless body down a laundry chute and most Yanks would just shrug and say “whaddaguy”. Hell, if the kid was an immigrant’s, his ratings would probably go up.

There is nothing in the Epstein files that could possibly touch Trump. It’s all already priced in and you elected him anyway.