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you don’t joke about shooting kids, period.

Bullshit.

I can joke about your mommy, and even make bad jokes about her, regardless if she’s on her period or not.

Jokes are one of the things that still decides us from the bots.

Oh yeah, like how in the late 1930s Garmany instituted a law that citizens were legally obligated to report on neighbors doing anything suspicious

That was still the case until the 1990s in Eastern Germany (GDR). And I don’t know how many other places still have it. Now Usa, too.

The teacher did nothing wrong either. Making bad jokes and venting your frustration are quite normal things.

If you are human, that is.

So many automated services still rely on 2G

Welcome to the brave new world.

Next step: Automated execution.

When the children start to talk like AI: “Mommy, most times I am hungry”

disconnect […] from the internet

And these guys really think that this is doable as easy as snapping your fingers?

hmm…

And these guys really are national advisors on things related to computers and internet??

hmmmmm…

No problem, as long as it doesn’t tell my beautiful brain’s internal data 😇

He can see into the future.

Future #1: The lifetime of the pure AI companies is limited.

Future #2: Local LLM’s are trending, because “token” prices will go up like crazy.

It was actually a sad day when we powered it off for the last time

No, it died not from the reboot.

It died because it’s life had no meaning anymore, after you had taken all the workload off it.

/s

So what are these numbers over there at OpenAi?

microsoft products half vibe coded

They have a long tradition of not mastering the huge complexity of their own software. Deep security flaws, broken updates, degrading performance etc. are well known companions on any M$ user’s journey.

The vibe coding has mostly added speed to the problem, but not changed the principle itself.

Microsoft Is Struggling to Fix Them Fast Enough.

Microsoft has always been struggling to fix their own bugs fast enough.

Illegal here.

“Wasn’t me,
there must have been a mistake,
this is all just one huge mistake!”

“We make no mistakes!!”

I predict the first kid to get pepper-sprayed will be Black.

Didn’t you know that the only racist is the person who talks about it like that

/s

Hmm… maybe they could help at elections, watch and ensure everybody ticks the boxes in the proper column…

/s

I want such a drone!

Wikimedia Foundation announced it would not voluntarily recognize the union

Surprise, surprise. Of course not, unless there is explicit law requiring them to do so.

I mean, what did they expect? Normal case is that they have to fight and win first.

They are “creating” it.

Be positive, dammit!

/s