for instance, do not get into the “make humans so high up that falling would be very bad” machine and start pressing random buttons.

“but the buttons need much computer touching smarts to find!” says the computer toucher.

the “make humans very high up” machine remains very high up despite this.

@akareilly especially when the machine is called Up Goer Five

This could end very, very bad

@mo By the “Recently Not Very Good at Up” Corporation

@akareilly @mo This whole thread is pure gold, but "Recently Not Very Good at Up" Corporation totally killed me.

@vonxylofon you may also like the original

https://xkcd.com/1133/
https://xkcd.com/547/

@akareilly