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vapor_body@vapor_body@lemmy.ml
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massively hyped up durians to my folks for their trip but they don't know about the smell. should I tell them or surprise them?

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hungrybread [comrade/them]@hungrybread@hexbear.net
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Surprise them for the free covid test.

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vapor_body@vapor_body@lemmy.ml
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Oh god they can’t smell damn near anything good point

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Che Banana@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
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Do not surprise anyone with a durian. Warn them: it will either taste like warm creamy ice cream or a sock filled with spoiled onions.

There is no in between and its like surprising someone with ghost peppers: the surprise is not appreciated.

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SharkWeek@SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Give them fair warning. Don’t want to make someone accidentally hurl.

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