A few more moves like this and “two cans and a string” will finally take off. I’ve been saving cans and string all my life, just for this near future moment. My ship will finally come in and now everyone who is sorry will be sorry! /s

melsaskca
Facebook and youtube would crumble completely without ads. That’s where the real money is.
Train yourself on the tech and you’ll be able to contribute more. Also, you are contributing greatly already by making posts like this.
We’re all mad down here. I never thought my bullshit had such a huge sway. Thanks!
Replying to @sanitation@lemmy.today
Just like they told people not to clone. Mostly the rich are cloning to harvest organs for themselves. Hopefully their “AI” will fuck that up for them somehow.
Replying to @inari@piefed.zip
Ads are more invasive than Zebra Mussels. We need to stop them completely! Is there even a gold standard anymore or is all economy everywhere resting on the wobbly foundation of advertising? That is, big guys making deals with other big guys to move their merch.
Replying to @sanitation@lemmy.today
Even pre-tech there was lots of bad shit you could do (sugar in the gas tank), but we didn’t (for the most part). Now bad shit is the norm and if you don’t buy into my product I will fuck you up, motherfucker!! Def not Marketing 101.
Replying to @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
Even Frank Zappa, on his ‘Apostrophe’ album, stated that Nanook rubs it in a circular motion. So, not so mysterious after all. /s
Replying to @MangoCats@feddit.it
My oven is a bunch of components. I might be able to do a 5 dollar soldering fix but now need to buy a 100 dollar component to replace the one that’s not working. I guess I agree that soldering a wire or replacing a component requires the same amount of intelligence, but it’s not he same “system”.
Replying to @FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works
Code is integral. Everything they add to it, and build around it, is to support the code. Code is the God in the machine.
Replying to @eicker@lemmy.world
Is it a double helix spiral? If so, then not that mysterious.
Replying to @TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com
So I guess Zuckerberg will be donating a million bucks or so to trump’s “campaign” in the very near future. trump can be bought relatively cheaply.
Replying to @FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works
Even before computers I didn’t need, nor want, anyone’s help. Especially if it was forced upon me. A human’s independent spirit will always shun AI. Everyone else just wants you to pay a monthly “AI” subscription.
Replying to @floofloof@lemmy.ca
The whole world is lying because that’s how we get fucking money. What a stupid hole we’ve dug ourselves.
Replying to @mereo@piefed.ca
Once the leader of the pack. Now making it’s way to the back.
Replying to @vegeta@lemmy.world
Almost makes me think those twin brothers were the real brains of the operation.
Replying to @sanitation@lemmy.today
“Officer. I will not blow into that breathalyzer for another year!”. Enforcement of the law works differently, depending on which end of the socio-economic scale you live on.
Replying to @return2ozma@lemmy.world
So cheap cars are out there and the corporations are grabbing them all up before the citizens. Now that capitalism is in it’s last death throes they need to amass even more power and control before it all explodes and comes crashing down.
Replying to @eicker@lemmy.world
Those big corps sure lust after subscriptions. Damn those old paper magazines for giving them yet another unoriginal idea!
Replying to @Some_Emo_Chick@lemmy.world
Businessmen gonna “business”.